Bah

We were going to a wine tasting place. We joked with violet that it was a Bah, magnifying the New England accent.

"After we go to the Bah, as Mommy referred to it, then are we going to the playground?"

Sometimes she can be so proper.

Dressed

Our house had been empty for about two years before we moved in. I was thinking about that so I said to Violet, "I bet if our house could talk it would say thanks for bringing back the Christmas cheer."

Violet said, "I bet it would say thanks for getting me dressed."

I laughed and she continued to explain "Because putting on decorations is like getting dressed."

"Exactly right, buddy," I said.