A Good Idea

Violet came running into the room.  "Dad, I've got a good idea."

"Oh?  What's that kiddo?"

"We can buy a new pig and we can call him Oinky and we can put bacon on his bum.  Is that a good idea?"

I wanted to tell her about how sick it was to put bacon near a pig, but I remembered she's three.  "That might be a good idea."

As she was running away, I heard her say, "'cause I would like a new pig."